He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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