erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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