Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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