Where is the hickey?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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