first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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