Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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