i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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