i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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