i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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