man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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