i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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