do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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