You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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