I hate your face
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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