new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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