She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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