what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
