The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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