whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I need moral support for this bender
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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