Non-Jews are for practice
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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