I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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