You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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