Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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