plz talk dirty to me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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seriously i just wanna be friends
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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