Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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