This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We have started to decorate penises.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
