Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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