Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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