I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My dick has a subreddit
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
