BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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