there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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