u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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