Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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