Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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