Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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