physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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