Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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