I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
not ubering you a puppy
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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