As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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