My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
