I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
