Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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