it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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