ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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