My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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