Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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