ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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