His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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