ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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