i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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