i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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