Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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