my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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