It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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