i wish starbucks made bloody marys
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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