why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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