so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
A+ Viking dick
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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