I think im going to throw up on grandma
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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